Ministry of Kitchenware

Kitchens, kitchens, kitchens - they're everywhere these days! We use ours to store bikes and paint in as we don't have a shed, but some people use them to make meals such as toast, eggs on toast, beans on toast, coffee, bread, and banana sandwiches.

These aprons are not plastic or polythene or whatever. They are heavy duty cotton drill catering aprons that will slap your face if you don't know the difference between a hot toddy and a Welsh rarebit.

They aren't going to melt when you wash them or sulk if you come home late from the pub all off your face and shouting your way through the Happy Mondays' back catalogue. So bear that in mind.